Clams of Wisdom

Current Clams:

Lynne Bryant-Farquhar-Kellert*
(Graham Clam)

Artist’s Rendering:

Vocals, Guitar

* (Yes, she’s been married to the other two… (okay, not REALLY… (for one of them anyway… (we won’t tell you which…))))

Keith Bryant
(Wham, Bam, Thank You Clam)

Artist’s Rendering:

Vocals, Guitar, Percussion (every once in a while)

Lisa Kellert
(That Damn Clam)

Artist’s Rendering:

Vocals, Guitar

Scott Farquhar
(Spam Clam)

Artist’s Rendering:

Vocals; Harmonica (especially D); Mandolin; Egg, Pear, and Banana (Yes, all at the same time!); Guido’s Guiro; Keyboard; Almost anything they’ll let him

Clams of the Part-Time, Seasonal, and Previous Variety:
(Could be recalled to duty at any time with the invocation of our seldom-used ‘Reserve Activation’ clause…)

Steven Kellert
(Shazam Clam)

Artist’s Rendering:

Vocals, Flute, Keyboard, Sound Effects, Kazoo

(Currently the Clambassador to Chicago)